Boys Night Out

"I hate when this happens."

Don't Push Me, George

"Seriously, this is the last time I tell you what I'm wearing to one of these things."

Get it?

"As you can see, I keep my dogs like I keep my free press... on a short leash! Heh heh. ENOUGH!"

How Very Odd

"It seems that someone replaced my environment with five excess weight of ballerina."

Whoops-a-Daisy

"I... I seem to have soiled myself."

Stop, It Hurts

"And then he said, 'But my people are starving!'"

This is Too Easy

"Ha ha ha ha, exxcellent."

A Story to Tell His Own Kids, One Day

"Nummies."

Awkward

"Can I just... touch"

Smile For Me Now, Brother

"Enjoy these happy hours, dog. They shall be your last."

Where's My Cannon

"I don't know where I could've left it. It's a huge green cannon."